Text 14 Jul 4 notes Ablative Baby Battle Armour - 14/07/13

and now we ride into battle
strapping on our infant saddle
i am feeling so much calmer
in my ablative baby armour

taken directly from the creche
shielded from harm by baby flesh
close the locks, fully sealed
in disposable post-partem shield

ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR
THERE IS NO BATTLE ARMOUR STRONGER
FROM ALL HARM I AM IMMUNE
THIS TENDER FLESH CANNOT BE HEWN
ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR

it is the ultimate protection
provided by caesarean section
the parents might have disapproved
but i have remained unmoved

stop all arrows
stop an axe
stop any attack in it’s tracks
cannot get through the stacks
of infants piled upon my back
enough to absorb all strikes
this armour made of tykes

ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR
THERE IS NO BATTLE ARMOUR STRONGER
FROM ALL HARM I AM IMMUNE
THIS TENDER FLESH CANNOT BE HEWN
ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR
ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR
ABLATIVE BABY BATTLE ARMOUR

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